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Lufia the nameless story

Postby SinReVi » Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:06 pm

This is a story I wrote some months ago, I just found it on my computer. This story is unfinished.

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Narrator: Blablablabblabalabblbalabalblablaaa!

(insert Lufia RoL's very interesting intro here)

Narrator: Blablabla, so Eldin and Torma went to Lukie Cave under the castle of Parcelyte to get their Hunter Licenses!

Jeros: Hey! I want to be the main character!

Narrator: Sorry! You don't appear in Lufia RoL! So you can't be the main character!

Jeros: GRRRR!

Narrator: Ok,ok! Join Eldin and Torma if you want to be one of the main characters!

Jeros: Yay! Thanks! But where did they go?

Narrator: To Lukie Cave!

Jeros: Oh!

*Jeros enters the castle*

Soldier: Halt! You're not on the list!

Jeros: But I have to follow two kids named Eldin and Torma!

Soldier: Sorry! But rules are rules!

Jeros: But I am Jeros! The ...-

Soldier: -...the person who is going to leave this castle immediately!

*the soldier throw Jeros out of the window*

Jeros: OUCH!

King: Hold on soldier! You only have to throw creatures like Foomy out of the window! Not humans!

Soldier: Oh! But it was a very annoying young man named Jeros!

King: JEROS?! HOORAY! JEROS IS BACK IN OUR KINGDOM! *jumps out of the window*

Soldier: ...

King: Jeros! I am so happy to see you!

Jeros: Hello King!

King: Blablbablalbbla!

Jeros: Very nice! Blablabla!

King: Did you blablablablabla on your blablablabla?

Jeros: Yeah! With a blablablabla! And I also got blablabla! And blablabla and Foomy ate my blablabla!

*3 hours later*

Jeros: Bye King!

*Jeros leaves the castle*

King: Bye Jeros! *closes the door of the castle*

Jeros: Hmm... What was I going to do BEFORE I met the King?

Narrator: You were going to join Eldin and Torma.

Jeros: Oh yeah! ... AAAAARGH! Where are they now?! Don't tell me they already left the castle!

Narrator: Eldin and Torma just went to Gruberik! You can join them if you're quick!

Jeros: HAHAH! This time I'll get them!

*Jeros goes to Gruberik*


Narrator: You know, there is a shorter way to Gruberik...

Jeros: And you tell me NOW?!

Narrator: Oh, and by the way, Eldin and Rubius just went to Mera Volcano. And Torma is somewhere in the world!

Jeros: Great, just great! Hey, why are you following me instead Eldin and co., Mr Narrator?

Narrator: Uh... I like people with red hair!

Jeros: Really? Anyway, I am not going to follow that Eldin anymore! That will take ages!

...

*later*

Jeros: Hmm. I could go to the Ancient Cave!

*Jeros goes into the Ancient Cave*

*meanwhile in Gratze*

Ragule: Ah! There are too many soldiers here!

Soldiers: Really?

Ragule: Yeah! And that is why I am going to send half the Gratzean army to the Ancient Cave!

*later in the Ancient Cave*

*The soldiers enter Floor 43*

Jeros: Yay! Floor 43! I wonder who will be the Floor Master here...

*half the Gratzean army appears*

Jeros: AN ARMY!

Gratzean soldiers: What shall we do in the Ancient Cave?

Jeros: Fight me!

Gratzean soldiers: OK!

Jeros: Ready? Set? G-...

*RIIIING*

Gratzean soldier#1: Sorry, that's my phone!

Jeros: I didn't know something like that already exists!

Ragule: (through the phone) ALARM! Grandma Ragule arrived in Gratze! EVERYONE COME BACK NOW!

Gratzean soldier#1: Huh? Who is Grandma Ragule?

Ragule: That's my grandma!

Gratzean soldier#1: I thought YOU were the only Eristolian alive!!!!

Ragule: Eh....

Gratzean#2: Let's see... Ragule is old and looks like an ugly grandpa... That means that his grandma is even older and uglier!

Ragule: I HEARD THAT! IN THE JAIL WITH YOU!

*all Gratzean soldiers in the Ancient Cave used a Providence*

Jeros: ... BOOHOOHOO! *also uses the Providence*

*Jeros goes back to Gruberik*

Narrator: And guess what, Lexis and Guy were testing the Excerion II.

Jeros: I don't want to know that!

Lexis: THE EXCERION II!!! WHO WANTS TO TEST IT?!?!

Guy: YOU'LL GET MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY FOR FREEEEEEEE!!!

Jeros: Oh boy! The legendary Guy!

*Dekar appears out of nowhere*

Dekar: Why aren't there any books about me?

Guy: Because you are too stupid to write!

Dekar: At least I am stronger than you!

Guy: I don’t believe you!

Mr Cashwell: HEY! Silence you old man!

Guy: Dekar is older than me!

Dekar: I am not old! And besides, Lexis is even older than me!

Lexis: That’s right! By the way, do you want to test the Excerion II?
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Postby Guard Daos » Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:00 pm

Great. Your WTF-stories never tire me. XD
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Postby SinReVi » Tue May 20, 2008 6:41 pm

Jeros: Uh...

Guy: You’ll get my autobiography for free!

Jeros: Really?

Guy: Yes…

Lexis: … If you test the Excerion II!

Jeros: Are you sure it’s safe?

Lexis: Yes, yes of course it’s safe! And… you will also get the script of this game! FOR FREE!

Guy: And my autobiography of course!


Narrator: The script?! That’s awesome!

Lexis: So you are going to test the Excerion II?

Narrator: No, but Jeros is going to test it! *throws Jeros on the Excerion II*

Lexis: Ah! Finally someone who is going to test the Excerion II!

*The Excerion II starts sinking immediately*

Jeros: AAAAAAAAH!

Guy: Ahahahahha! I knew the ship would sink! But I needed some people to read my autobiography!

Lexis: Thanks for testing! Here is the script! *gives the script to the narrator*

Guy: Hey! Don’t forget to give my autobiography, Lexis! *gives the autobiography to the narrator*


Narrator: Let’s see! Hmm… Guy’s autobiography? I don’t want to read this! *throws Guy’s book into the sea*

Jeros: *still on the sinking ship* NOOOOOOO! I wanted to read the autobiography of the legendary Guuuuuhuuuuy! WAAAAAAH! BOOHOO!

Guy: OH NO! MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY!!! Oh well… Fortunately, I still have 75672846474 copies of it…

Jeros: YAY!

Guy: … but they are NOT free!

Jeros: AAARGH! My money is still in Parcelyte!


Narrator: AHA! The script! I am sure this is much better than Guy’s autobiography! *starts reading the script*

Narrator: … EEK! Oh no! The script says Eldin and his friends are too weak! They’ll be killed by the Gratzean Army of Ragule! We must do something about it!

Jeros: BLUBL! I have an idea!

Everyone: What?

Jeros: Dekar is going to join Eldin and the blah so he can protect them and defeat the Gratzean Army! Then he will be the hero!

Dekar: Oooooooooh! So THAT’s the reason I am in Lufia The Ruins of Lore! Eldin and his friends are weaklings! I’m off!

Guy: Hooohoohoooo! STOP! Where do you think you are going Dekar? I am going with you!

Dekar: Nah… I can do it myself!

Guy: I want to be the hero! *starts following Dekar who is going to the exit of Gruberik*

Lexis: Hooohoohoooo! STOP! Where do you think you are going Guy?

Guy: What? Do you want to join us?

Lexis: No! You can’t go with Dekar! We have a contract remember?

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[i]“I, Guy who fought with Maxim on Doom Island to stop the Sinistrals, will be Lexis Shaia's partner for his researches for the rest of my life if I am allowed to travel with him and use his inventions/vehicles, to promote my autobiography. I swear on Jessy, Hilda and Foomy that I will not break this contract. If I break this contract, Lexis gets my permission to kill all Foomy in the world.
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-Guy who fought with Maxim on Doom Island to stop the Sinistralsâ€
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Postby Zifanite » Wed May 21, 2008 12:24 am

Very good, very random, but still good

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Postby Guard Daos » Wed May 21, 2008 7:38 am

Dekar wrote:Oooooooooh! So THAT’s the reason I am in Lufia The Ruins of Lore! Eldin and his friends are weaklings! I’m off!



That sentence was win. :lol: So, we know why Dekar was in it and Guy wasn't... What about Tia? ;)
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Postby SinReVi » Wed May 21, 2008 9:04 pm

Narrator: AHUM! Eldin and Rubius are going to the Tower of Guidance. They should be on the Mera Volcano right now. So hurry up and go to the Tower of Guidance to wait for them! You know where it is right?

Dekar: Ofcourse! It is near Bound Kingdom!

*meanwhile on the Mera Volcano*

Rubius: We’re almost on the other side of the volcano!

Eldin: Yay!

Rubius: We’re near the bridge!

*meanwhile on the bridge not far away*

Ragule: Phew! I escaped from Grandma Ragule! She is still in Gratze!

*meanwhile in Gratze*

Grandma Ragule: Ooooh grandson! Where are you?!

Soldiers: Stop! You are ruining the castle!

King: That Ragule! How dare he give that woman the address of this castle?!

Soldier dressed up as Ragule: Ooh hi grandma!

Grandma Ragule: You are not my grandson!

*and back to Ragule*

Ragule: I am so bored! There is nothing to do here!

*the narrator warps in*

Narrator: Hey Ragule! The script of this game says the bridge is down when Eldin wants to cross it! But there is no explanation why the bridge is destroyed!

Ragule: So what?

Narrator: You said you were bored right? Maybe you could destroy the bridge so there is an explanation why the bridge is destroyed!

Ragule: Aha! What a great idea! *destroys the bridge and leaves the volcano*

Narrator: And that’s why the bridge was gone! *warps to Dekar*

Eldin: AAAAH! The bridge is destroyed!

Rubius: That means we can’t take the short path!

*meanwhile in the Tower of Guidance*

Dekar: Hmmm… No sign of Eldin! I think I am too early! Maybe I shouldn’t have come here through the shrine… Why is Eldin going through the mountains when there are SHRINES with warptiles? *points at the shrines between Bound Kingdom and Aleyn on the Lufia II worldmap*

Narrator: Oh that’s because Eldin has the map of Lufia RoL! It doesn’t show any shrines with warptiles so he didn’t know there was an easier way to get here.

Dekar: I guess I’ll have to wait for him then!

*4 hours later*

Narrator: Suddenly someone appears before Dekar… It is…

Dekar: Oh please say it’s Eldin! I am tired of waiting!

Narrator: The person is…

Alex: … ME! Long time no see Dekar! I came to this tower when I heard you were here!

Dekar: PRINCE ALEX!

Alex: Nonono, I am not the prince anymore! I am the king! Oh by the way, I am sure you want to see my new family!

Dekar: Uh… Actually I am waiting for…-

King Alex: Oh I knew you would like to come with me and see my kids! *grabs Dekar and brings him to Bound Kingdom*

Dekar: NOOOOO wait!


*back to Gruberik*

Jeros: FINALLY! The story is focussing on me again!

Narrator: Good, I am back!

Jeros: I want a challenge. The monsters around here are too weak!

Narrator: Well, you could go back to the Ancient Cave!

Jeros: Since I have nothing better to do, why not?

*meanwhile somewhere far away in a building that lies on the bottom of the ocean*

Dual Blade: Oooooh! I am so bored! Maxim died, the Sinistrals died and Arek is on vacation! I have nothing to do in this fortress!

Ad: Are you bored? Go to the Ancient Cave! It is MULTIPLAYER!

Dual Blade: MULTIPLAYER?! Yay! I am going to invite my whole family! And my friends!

*Dual Blade warps to the Ancient Cave with Brother Dual Blade, Sister Dual Blade, Father Dual Blade, Mother Dual Blade, Son Dual Blade, Daughter Dual Blade, Pet Dual Blade, Baby Dual Blade, Teenager Dual Blade, Grandpa Dual Blade, Grandma Dual Blade, Grandson Dual Blade, Granddaughter Dual Blade, Neighbour Dual Blade, Wife Dual Blade, Cousin Dual Blade, Nephew Dual Blade, Niece Dual Blade, Uncle Dual Blade, Aunt Dual, Butler Dual Blade, Mailman Dual Blade, Monkey Dual Blade, Foomy Dual Blade, Bsdnhvddhgyasgdajsdgdfgsaiaanse Bdfjjdfudeo Dual Blade and all his other Dual Blade friends*


Dual Blade: Aha! A treasure chest! I must open it!

Treasure Chest: Muahahahah! I am not a treasure chest! I am a Mimic! *eats the Dual Blade*

Dual Blade: NOOO I am trapped inside!

Brother Dual Blade, Sister Dual Blade, Father Dual Blade, Mother Dual Blade, Son Dual Blade, Daughter Dual Blade, Pet Dual Blade, Baby Dual Blade, Teenager Dual Blade, Grandpa Dual Blade, Grandma Dual Blade, Grandson Dual Blade, Granddaughter Dual Blade, Neighbour Dual Blade, Wife Dual Blade, Cousin Dual Blade, Nephew Dual Blade, Niece Dual Blade, Uncle Dual Blade, Aunt Dual, Butler Dual Blade, Mailman Dual Blade, Monkey Dual Blade, Foomy Dual Blade, Bsdnhvddhgyasgdajsdgdfgsaiaanse Bdfjjdfudeo Dual Blade and the other Dual Blade friends of the Dual Blade were eaten by the other Mimics in the Ancient Cave*

Jeros: Ah! Look! It’s a treasure chest!

Mimic: Nono I am a Mimic!

Jeros: *hits the mimic*

Mimic: Ouch! You defeated me! I am an ordinary treasure chest now!

Jeros: I wonder what’s inside? OMG! It’s the legendary Dual Blade!

Dual Blade: Hey you have the same Spiritual Force as Maxim!

Jeros: *only hears something that sounds like “RrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrRRRRâ€
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Postby SinReVi » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:27 pm

Gades, Amon, Erim and Daos: Let the fight begin!

Jeros: I have multiple Dual Blades!

Gades: So! The little knight has little swords! But does he know how to play with them?

Jeros: Nope! I have more Dual Blades than arms! *43278643658 Dual Blades fall on Jeros’ toe* OOOOOOOOUCH!

Gades: WAHAHAHAH!

Jeros: 1 Hp left?! I am outta here! *uses the providence*

Narrator: Meanwhile, Eldin and Rubius crossed the Mera Mountain. But Rubius fainted so they had to take a break in Karnack where they met Aira the blind woman. And after the break Eldin tried to kill Sando, the Goblin who kidnapped the girls in town!

Sando: Um… Why is this 14 year old kid trying to fight me?

Eldin: *hits Sando*

Sando: That doesn’t hurt!

Eldin: You are going to die!

Sando: *dies*

Eldin: Yay! I won!

Dead Sando: Hey I didn’t die because of you! You are a weakling! I died because I ate something bad a few days ago! Somebody poisoned me!

Aira: Oh no! How dare you to kill Sando!

Eldin: He is a monster!

Aira: Don’t call my friend a monster!

Eldin: OPEN YOUR EYES! HE’S A MONSTER!

Aira: MY EYES ARE OPEN! I AM BLIND, REMEMBER?!

Eldin: Oh yeah…

Girls in the cave: Stop talking and open the door!

Eldin: *opens the door*

*all girls leave the cave*

Rami: Finally! I’m out of the cave!

Eldin: OH NO! Not Rami!

Rami: Aha! I finally found you Eldin! And I’m late for the schooltrip because that goblin kidnapped me and threw me into the cave.

Eldin: What schooltrip?

Rami: Do you remember that piece of paper on the bulletin board?

Eldin: Do you mean this note?

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Rami: No.

Eldin: This message?

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Rami: No…

Eldin: That one?

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Rami: EEEK! NO! And I was talking about the bulletinboard in the school!

Eldin: Ooooh! The bulletin board in the SCHOOL! I know what you’re talking about! You’re talking about this note!

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Rami: AARGH! The other note!

Eldin: Oh! You mean the one about Bound Kingdom…

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Rami: Yes! THAT schooltrip! Anyway, what are YOU doing here? Shouldn’t you be with the other kids?

Eldin: Uhm… I was skipping school!

Rubius: And we gotta go! I hired Eldin and Torma and we’re going to the Tower of Guidance right now!

Eldin: But Torma ran away because he was mad at Mr. Cashwell’s son!

Rami: I’ll go with you!

*meanwhile in Bound Kingdom*

King Alex: Did you like the food? And your presents?

Dekar: Yeah, but I want to go to the Tower o-...!

King Alex: - … Blablablah…This is Alex Junior. Say hi to Dekar!

Alex Junior: Hi to Dekar!

King Alex: And this is Alexandriana!

Josef: Isn’t she cuuuuute?

Dekar: Yes! But isn’t she a little bit too young for me?

Alexandriana: WEEEEEEEEEEH! I wanted to marry Dekar!

King Alex: And this is my other daughter, I named her after you! Her name is Dekarina!

Dekarina: Hello! So you’re the famous Dekar! Daddy told me a lot about you! Blablablablah! You are awsome!

King Alex: And here are my other two sons, Alekar and Dekalex!

Dekar: Nice names!

Alekar and Dekalex: You and dad are our heroes!

King Alex: And that were all my kids!

Dekar: Finally! Back to the Tower of Guidance!

Alex Junior, Alexandriana, Alekar, Dekalex and Dekarina, King Alex and Josef: Byebye Dekar!

Dekar: *with binoculars* Uh oh! I see Eldin is already leaving Karnack! Hmm… I think I am able to meet him at the tower if I hurry!

Narrator: So Dekar was ready to leave Bound Kingdom! But there was one little problem…

Dekar: A problem? What problem?

Narrator: Use your eyes!

Dekar: Huh? EEK! I am surrounded by kids! I can’t leave Bound Kingdom!

Narrator: That’s right! The people of Gruberik School have arrived!

Mr. Cashwell’s son: IT’S THE FAMOUS DEKAR! I love this schooltrip already! And what’s even better, ELDIN AND TORMA ARE NOT HERE! AHHAHAHA!
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I was like...

But then...

I LOLed!
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Postby SinReVi » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:13 pm

(I left off this story right at the moment I reached while replaying the game... so i thought it'd be fun to continue this nonsense fic =P)
(also, now I think that Eldin and Torma already graduated and that's why they're not in the school, but Torma's report card is still there. I also think Mr Cashwell's son is a little bit older than Eldin and Torma are)

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*the entire Gruberik School went to Bound Kingdom*

Dekar: Let me go! I have to meet Eldin at the top of the Tower of Guidance!

Kid: Hey wait a minute! Are you really Dekar? You're kinda old aren't you?

Dekar: Old? Old? I'm not that old! Anyway, yes I am Dekar! The strongest man in the world!

Kids: Wowie! It IS the one and only Dekar! yaaaaaaaaaaay! *jump at Dekar and pull his hair out of excitement*

Dekar: Yooooooooooouch! Stop it! Kids these days! Such bad manners! Their teacher must be the worst teacher of Northland! If I ever meet that guy...!

Tia: AHEM!

Dekar: What? T-tia?! What brings you to the Bound Kingdom?

Tia: I'm the teacher! That's no way to greet an old friend!

Dekar: Whaaaat? The teacher? I haven't seen you for 20 years and now you're a teacher?

Tia: I was never able to find a nice guy, so... I decided to follow my other dream: becoming the richest woman in the world!

Dekar: But I thought you were a shop owner?

Tia: I still am! But to earn more money I took some side jobs!

Dekar: I see! Well, Tia, I'd gladly help you to become rich!

Tia: Why, thank you Dekar.

Narrator: Excuse me Dekar, but you really have to go to the Tower of Guidance! Eldin, Rami and Rubius are weaklings! If you don't hurry, they'll die!

Dekar: Wah! Sorry Tia, but I gotta go!

*meanwhile at the top of the tower of Guidance*

Rubius: Okay, I have a stone and a shard and if we do this and that and blah blah yada yada *talks for one hour* we'll be able to enter the Holy Land! Did you understand all of that?

No
Yes

Eldin: No.

Rubius: Alright, I'll explain again!

Eldin: Nooooooooooooo! I meant to say yes!

Rubius: *talks for another hour*

Eldin: So, I have to do this and then we'll be able to enter right? *puts stone and shard at the dragon's feet*

Dragon: Nuh-uh! You did it wrong! You need to place stones and shards for ALL four dragons! Not just for me!

Eldin: Oh well! That's too bad! Hey Rubius, I finished my job here. Can I have my money now?

Curse: *sings* I'm an evil curse! You messed up this puzzle ~! Now you've triggered the defense mechanism of this tower~! Hey you've got blood of the Ancients in your veins aaaaaaaaand by the way I'll curse you tooooooooooo! *curses Eldin*

Eldin: Oh no! I'm cursed! *collapses*

Rubius: Hey get up! Uh oh, this is bad!

Rami: I'll go down and get help!

*later*

Dekar: I have finally reached the top of the Tower of Guidance again! But... where's Eldin? I don't see anyone here!

Narrator: Sorry Dekar, but you're kinda late! Eldin just left this tower!

Dekar: Whew, so that means Eldin is still alive!

Narrator: Well, he was cursed! He was carried away to his house in Parcelyte and is still unconscious!

Dekar: Oh my goodness! UNCONSCIOUS?! CURSED?! None of that would happen if Dekar, the strongest man was there to protect Eldin! So... I guess that means I have to go to Parcelyte now.

Jeros: *just came back from the Ancient cave* Parcelyte? Did you say you're going to visit Eldin? I'll join you! Eldin lives in my old house, so I'd love to come over there for the first time in years!

Dekar: Sure, Jeros!
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Postby Guard Daos » Wed Nov 18, 2015 1:48 pm

Hehe, keep 'em coming!
It's getting more in-depth on the game itself... to understand it, I may actually have to start playing RoL one of these days.
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Postby Shade-Duelist » Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:07 pm

:roll: I have no idea what's going on. But I am guessing that's kinda the point, no?

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Postby SinReVi » Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:37 pm

It probably makes more sense if you've played Lufia The Ruins of Lore =P
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Narrator: Meanwhile in Parcelyte, Eldin woke up and had a giant HEADACHE!

Eldin: BE QUIET! Don't yell!

Narrator: Oops!

*Torma joined the party again*

Rami: Torma, thanks for carrying Eldin back here!

Torma: Sure, but... you know you could've just use an Escape Ball to get Eldin out of that tower right?

Rami: Ehh...

Rubius: It's all my fault!

Rami: Why did we even go to the Tower of Guidance? What kind of tower is it?

Rubius: Well, they say it conceals a way to the Holy Land. But the stone and shard I had were not enough to enter... and now Eldin set off a defensive mechanism and got cursed!

Torma: Why do you want to go to the holy land?

Rubius: Well, have you heard of the Northeastern War?

Eldin: Nope! All three of us are skipping school!

Rami: Hey! I got kidnapped on my way to school! Now I'm missing the schooltrip to Bound Kingdom!

Torma: BOUND KINGDOM? ARGH! I could have met Dekar, the famous warrior!

Rubius: Hey! I'm trying to educate you about the Northeastern War!


Narrator: Instead of listening to Rubius' story, I'll give you an actual flashback!

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FLASHBACK: Several years after the Battle of Doom Island

Gratze King: Booohooohoo! My kingdom is still a terrible mess! And why you ask? Because my son, Prince Klaus, is a sore loser and blew up the entire kingdom after losing a fight against Maxim the Warrior of Justice, Selan the Magical Wife, Guy the Invincible and Mighty Warrior, and Artea the Bunny Suit Wearing Archer!

Ragule: *comes out of nowhere* I can help to restore your kingdom!

Gratze King: Who are you?

Ragule: Hi I am Ragule and I'm not suspicious! I'm totally not using you to take over the world!

Gratze King: Okay, I totally trust you!

*Ragule and the King of Gratze rebuild Gratze*

Gratze King: Whee! that was fun! What should we do now?

Ragule: I know! Let's revive an Ancient Beast! That one from that old legend! Then my...eh...OUR army will be even stronger!

Gratze King: What legend? What beast?

Ragule: You know, the legend about that beast that went out of control and has destroyed Eristol and has killed countless of people? And was so strong nobody could ever destroy it, so its body had to be split in half? And his soul had to be separated from its body and be sealed away somewhere?

Gratze King: Oh! THAT beast! Sure, let's resurrect him!

Ragule: Heheheheh!

END FLASHBACK
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Rubius: Together, they conquered Gratze's enemies. Fear spread to the neighbouring countries. Currently, Gratze is invading other countries to find and reunite the Beast's body and soul! All for the sake of unspeakable power!

Torma: Yeah, yeah, that's nice and all, but why are you going to the Holy Land?

Rubius: Because I know the beast's soul is sealed away there! I have to find it along the rest of its body, before Ragule does!

Eldin: Have fun! I'll wish you luck!

Rubius: Sorry, Eldin, but I'm afraid you'll have to join me on my journey. You're cursed! I don't know how to undo the curse, but perhaps the elder of my village Nazare does!

Eldin: Damn it! I wanted to stay in bed!

Narrator: Meanwhile, Dekar and Jeros arrived in Parcelyte!

Jeros: Ah! My old house! I can't wait to go inside!

Dekar: Well, let's just walk in!

Jeros: Walk in? You sure that's okay? Shouldn't we at least knock on the door?

Dekar: Nah, it's totally fine! Nobody ever locks their door. You know, when I was traveling with your dad we often walked into houses of strangers!

Jeros: Oh! If my father did it then so can I! *barges right into Eldin's house with Dekar*

May: EEK! Strangers!

Eldin: Who cares! They walk in all the time.

May: But they're strangers who are wearing full armor! And they're carrying SWORDS!

Eldin: Oh no! I bet the mayor hired these guys to kill me because I trampled his Priphea right before the beginning of the game! HELP! HELP! CALL THE ARMY!

Jeros: No! No! That's not why we are here!

Parcelyte Soldiers: *heard Eldin and run into his house* Yes? You needed us?

Eldin: These two guys are trying to kill me! Get them out of here!

Parcelyte Soldiers: WHAT?! Killing people is a serious crime!

Dekar: Please! This is a misunderstanding! Listen to me! I am Dekar from Bound Kingdom!

Parcelyte Soldier: WHAAAT?! Imposting Dekar is an even more serious crime! The real Dekar would never kill an innocent 14 year old boy!

Rubius: Whew! I'm glad nobody was hurt! Anyway, let's go to Nazare! We have to go through Mount Ruhie, which is totally not dangerous! It's absolutely not the home of a blue aggressive bird!

*Jeros and Dekar were thrown in jail*

Jeros: I didn't even get to have a good look at my old house... T_T

Dekar: OOF! How am I supposed to protect Eldin like this? Where are they going?

Narrator: He's currently heading to Mount Ruhie! But he should be safe for now since there totally isn't a dangerous bird there!

Dekar: Oh in that case, how about we go to Gruberik and stock up on items once we get out of jail?

Jeros: Sounds good!
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Postby SinReVi » Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:58 pm

*some time later*

King of Parcelyte: I'm so sorry for the inconvenience! You're free to go!

Jeros: Whew! Time to go to Gruberik!

*later in Gruberik*

Dekar: I'd like a drink! Let's go to the bar!

Jeros: Sounds good to me!

*Jeros and Dekar entered the bar*

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Jeros: Hey, what's this all about?

*Marin comes downstairs and starts dancing*

Jeros: Aaah that must be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen! <3

Dekar: *pulls Jeros away* Hey hey! What do you think you're doing? That's MY love interest! Go find your own woman!

Jeros: I saw her first!

Dekar: Oh yeah? I've known her for years! You haven't even talked to her!

Jeros: What?! Well, she looks about my age! She's too young for you!

Dekar: Love knows no age!

Jeros: *sigh* I bet she likes me better anyway! You should find a different woman!

Dekar: Like...?

Jeros: Like... a shop owner... for example?

Marin: Oh Dekar! Have you come to visit me?

Dekar: Marin! Of course! Why else would I come here?

Jeros: I thought you said you were just thirsty!

Dekar: Don't listen to him!

Jeros: *pulls Dekar out of the bar* Time to go!

Dekar: Yoouch!

Jeros: Hmm... now that we're in Gruberik, we should visit the Gruberik Guild and get a Job so we can learn more skills!

Dekar: Okay!

Narrator: So Dekar and Jeros went over to the Gruberik Guild but...

Dekar: Whaaaaaat! What do you mean I can't become anyone's apprentice here?

Staff dude: Well, our boss heard you were flirting with a younger woman and got jealous and then instructed us to never let you become anyone's apprentice here!

Dekar: Damn, sounds like Tia owns the Gruberik Guild! What a business woman she is!

Staff dude: Yeah, an excellent business woman she is!

Dekar: Now my skill list will forever be empty!

Staff dude: Don't be sad Dekar! You're so awesome you don't need to learn any skills!

Dekar: Heck yeah!



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I realized I hadn't really introduced Marin yet. Also I think it's kinda dumb only Eldin, Torma and Rami can use the Job System and learn skills, which means Dekar and Bau can only use normal attacks for the entire game.
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Re: Lufia the nameless story

Postby Shade-Duelist » Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:57 pm

(secretly this is my second fave Lufia story :wink: )
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