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The very idiot story of Lufia SPOILERS HERE [finished]

Postby SinReVi » Tue Jun 22, 2004 3:06 pm

SPOILERS FOR ALL LUFIA'S HERE

THE BEGINNING OF LUFIA THE BEGINNING OF A LEGEND
Blue jelly: I will rule the world!
little Maxim: Oh no you don't!*kills the blue jelly*
*a red jelly comes*
Red jelly: I am the best singer in the world!Ahem!*starts singing* I CAAAAAAAAAAN SIIIIIIING BEEEEEETTTTTTTER THAAAAAAAAAAAN MAAAAAAAXIM!
little Maxim: Bleh!*goes to his house in Elcid*

*in a fortress*
*Dual Blade resonates*
Arek: Hmm... I thought the Dual Blade wouldn't resonate for at least 1000 year?! Who will rule the world?!
red jelly: *singing* IIIIIIIIIIII WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULEEEEEEEEEE THEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOORLD!
Arek: You are too weak! *throws the jelly out the window*

*outside*
Gades: What is this red jelly doing at my head?!
red Jelly: *stil singing* I AAAAAAAAAAAAM SINGIIIIIIIIIIING AAAAAAAAAAT YOUR HEAAAAAAAAAAD!
Gades: You will be my new pet if you stop singing!
red Jelly: OK!

*Gades goes inside the fortress*
Gades: Yo Arekdude! Where are you?! It is so dark here!Can't you fix the light you lazy idiot?!
Arek: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
Gades: ...uh...the migthiest being of the universe Sir Arek The Absolute!
Arek: That's better.
Gades: But I still can't see a thing!
Arek: Who cares! I'll give you your new special attacks now!

red Jelly: Hey I can dance too! did you knew that boss?
Gades: No! And be quiet or else...!
red Jelly: *is jumpin around Gades* Or else what?Or else what?Or else what?
Arek: Are you ready Gades?! *gives the new special attacks*
*The Red Jelly gets the attacks that were meant for Gades*
Gades: Hey what are you doing sir Arek?! That was the jelly!
Arek: Sorry but I can't see you because it is too dark!

Red Jelly: Wooooo I am the strongest jelly of the world! I don't need a master!
Gades: If you don't need a master... then go away from me!

*the red jelly goes away*
Red Jelly: Where shall I build my house?Hmm I don't need a house! A cave is better!
*the Red Jelly finds the ancient cave*
Red jelly: What a deep cave!
*the red Jelly reaches the last floor*
Grandpa: Congratulations! You reached the last floor of the Ancient cave! You are the Master of the Ancient Cave now!
Red Jelly: Really?! Yay!
Grandpa: Can I do something for you?!
Red Jelly: Um...you must sell stuff to the people who are lost in the Ancient Cave!
Grandpa: Ok I'll do that!

*in Elcid*
Little Maxim: Hey! Shouldn't I be the main character of the story?!

Little Tia:*crying* Waaahboohoo!
Little Maxim: now what?!
boy: hahaha Tia tear cry buhaha
little Maxim: Go away stupid boy! I have more things to do!
Mother of the boy: JOHN!YOU ARE TOO LATE FOR DINNER!
John:GRR! I'll get you later when I'm finished with my food!

Little Tia:*still crying* Why do they tease me?
Little Maxim: People tease you because you cry so easily.
Little Tia: O that's the reason?
Little Maxim: INDEED! Can I go home now?! I want to kill all jellies of the world!*goes home*
Little Tia: NOT SO FAST! I want to ask you something!
Little Maxim: What?!
Little Tia: Can't you do something else than hunting monsters?
Little Maxim: What...?
Little Tia: Eh...you could run a shop!That's better than that useless monsterhunting!
Little Maxim: Are you crazy?! I'm going to be the worlds greatest monsterhunter!

*meanwhile in John's house*
John: Jum,jum! When I am finished with this food I'l go back to tease Tia again!

*later in the evening*
little Maxim: Hey Tiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Come outside! I stopped with being a monsterhunter!
Tia's father: SHUT UP! I'm trying to sleep!
little Tia:*comes outside* What the hell are you doing?!
little Maxim: You wanted that I stopped being a monsterhunter!*puts a sign before his house* Go and read the sign if you want to know what I do now!
little Tia: Fine! But I can't read in the dark!
Little Maxim: Then come back tomorrow!

*the next day*
ten million people:*are knocking at Maxim's door*OPEN THE DOOR! WE WANT PIZZA! NOOOOOOOOOOW!
Maxim's dad: Pizza?! What are they talking about!
Little Maxim: They are talking about pizza ofcourse!

sign by Maxim's house:"Maxim's Pizzeria"
Maxim's dad: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!*throws the sign away*

*the sign flies to Sundletan*
people in Sundletan: YAY! We have a pizzeria now! But where are the pizzas?
John: *followed the sign and is in Sundletan now*Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!

*meanwhile in Arek's fortress*
Gades: I wonder were Amon, Daos and Erim are?
Arek: Then look for them!
Gades: Okay... If you say so...*teleports away*

*later*
Gades:*in Sundletan* I'm hungry!*sees the sign* Oooooh! Pizza!
man: Hey stop! There is no pizza here! There is only Tablose tea!
Gades: i don't like tea! But maybe Arek wants some tea!*teleports away to Arek*

*by Amon, Erim and Daos*
Daos: Don't we forgot something?
Erim: Yeah! We promised to go to Arek today!
Amon: Why didn't i know that?!
Erim: Because Gades destroyed the calendar!
Daos: How do you know that we promised to go to Arek TODAY if the calendar is destroyed?!

Arek: Okay, I want that you guys go to the Ancient Cave and bring all Iris Treasures to me!
Daos: Yes sir!
Amon: Euhm...

* the Four Sinistrals stole Arek's computer and went to www.ancientcave.com *
Gades: I see everything except Iris Treasures!
Amon: I didn't know they already invented computers!
Arek: HEY! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! GO TO THE ANCIENT CAVE IN GRUBERIK!

*later*
Gades: I wonder why they call this the Ancient Cave?
Daos: Hmm. *touches the Ancient cave with his finger, the Ancient Cave collapsed*
Gades: Umm... Now I understand.
Erim: We can't go in the Ancient Cave! Let's go back!
*The Sinistrals warped to Arek*


*later in Arek's fortress*
Gades: The Ancient Cave collapsed!
Arek: Oh. Hm.... I'll give you spelling lessons with the remaining time!

*Arek opens a school*
Arek: Lesson one, how to spell "true"!
Gades:... I am ready!
Arek: First the "T".
Gades: Ok!
Arek: Then the "R".
Gades: Right.
Arek: And now the "U".
Gades: Got it.
Arek: And the last one is "E"!
Gades: Alright!
Arek: And now you know how to spell... ACHOOOO! Oh no! I got a cold!
Gades: Aachoooo?
Arek: No I mean... Ah--Aaaah-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH-FRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gades: Wait, I think I was deaf my whole life! I always thought it was "TRUE"! But it is "FRUE"!*notes*
*ten million words later*
Arek: That AAAACHOOOO was AAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOO- aaaaaaaaaaaaall!
Gades: Oh boy! I am the frue master speller now!

*meanwhile*
Little Maxim: H-h-hey! My pizzeria! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!*cries*
Little Tia: Hey! You always tell me that you shouldn't cry so easily!
Little Maxim: Oh yeah!

*Let's take a look in other locations, the places where the other future heroes live...*

-Tanbel
Little Guy: Hey a monster! Do you want to go on a date with me?
Little Jessy: WHAAAAAAT?! How dare you to call me a monster?!
Little Guy: Huh? Oh I didn't recognize you!
Little Jessy: GRRRR!
Little Hilda: EEEEEEEEK! Brother! Save me of this monster!!
Little Guy: But I only have a wooden stick! Oh well... I'll save you anyway!
*Guy runs away*
*Jessy follows him*

Real Monster: Bwuahahaha! This girl is going to be my meal!
Little Guy: Not when I'm here to save her!
Real Monster: So you say!
Little Guy: *attacks but nothing happens*
Real Monster: Hahah!
*Jessy arrives*
Real Monster: *sees Jessy's face* EEEEEEEEEK!*dies*

-Parcelyte
King: HEEEEEEEEEELP MONSTERS!
Little Selan: *defeats all monsters*
Man: Hey! That little girl is strong!
Soldier: She'll be the new commander when she gets older!
Little Selan: Sounds good!
Soldier: At least our army is not as worthless as Alunze's! HAHA!

-Bound Kingdom
Little Dekar: Hey, what's this? A castle?
Soldier: Yes of course this is a castle! Are you blind!?
Little Dekar: No!
Soldier: And would you please leave? You're standing in front of the throne room now!
Little Dekar: What is a throne room?
Soldier: A throne room is... EXCUSE ME! I just saw some monsters! *runs away*
Little Prince Alex: *opens the door of the throne room*
Little Dekar: *falls off the castle* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little Prince Alex: Where are the monsters????!!!!
Little Dekar: OUCH! What is going on here? Did I just learned how to fly?
Little Prince Alex: I don't see any monsters! *sees Dekar* But I do see an intruder!

-Treadool
Little Lexis: BOOOHOHOHOHOHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Where is my cave!? I'm lost!
Sailor: Cave? Which cave?
Little Lexis: Hey! You're a sailor! I have a perfect invention! Ley me test it on your ship!
Sailor: No wait little kid I-... *Lexis runs to the sailor's ship*
Little Lexis: If I place this here then...
(silence)
Little Lexis: Then...
(silence)
Little Lexis: Something is wrong here! Oh wait! I still have to press the button! *presses the button*
*BOOOOOOM*
Little Lexis: Uh oh... That was not my invention.... I think I placed a bomb on your ship!
*ship sinks*
Sailor: GRRRR! If I ever see you again...!!

-Eserikto
Not so little Artea: Elves age so slow!
Milka: Artea...? I want icecream!
Artea: Go to the shop!
Milka: But I have no money!
Artea: Uh.... I gave all my money to Karyn! Yeah... I gave all my money to Karyn!
Milka: Mommy? Can I have some money for icecream?
Karyn: But Milka! I gave all my money to Artea!
Milka: Arteeeeaaaaaa???? Can I have some money for icecream?
Artea: I told you that I gave all my money to Karyn!
Milka: Mommyyyyy? Can I have some money for icecream?
Karyn: Are you deaf? I told you that I gave all my money to Artea!
Milka: ARTEAAAAAAAAA? CAN I HA-
Artea: No ask Karyn!
Milka: Mo-
Karyn: Go to Artea!
*a few hours later*
Man who sells icecream: SHUT UP! YOU CAN HAVE FREE ICECREAM!

Arek: *looks at the world* What a hoochees! The Earth needs a leader! Or leaders!
Gades: Oooooh!
Erim: Give me an A. Give me an R. Give me an E. Give me a...-
Arek: SILENCE! I said leaders not cheerleaders! Maybe you are not the right people to rule this world... Who should rule the world?

*several years later*


THE BEGINNING OF LUFIA 2
Arek: Alright you Sinistrals. I want that you take over the world!
Gades: OK I can do that.
Amon: No problem humans are weak.
Daos: I can’t!
Arek: WHY??
Daos: I have no weapon!
Arek: Here you can have this! This is the Dual Blade.
Daos: Um ok.
*Dual Blade flies away*
Daos: Hey what is going on?!
Arek: You are too weak!
……………………………….
Arek: AND NOW GO AWAY!!!!
*Gades, Amon and Daos leaves*
*Erim comes*
Arek: I want to ask you something.
Erim: I have no time for that! We Sinistrals have to rule the world.
Arek: Um ok now you can go.
Erim: OK

*AT THE EARTH *
Maxim: I am so strong, I am going to the cave to defeat all monsters!!!
*in the cave*
Maxim: o no! It’s the Lizard Man.
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Lizard Man: ZZZzzZZZZZ I am sleeping.
Maxim: Phew he is sleeping.
Lizard Man: ZZZzzZZZZZ I am sleeping.
Maxim: Phew he is sleeping.
Lizard Man: ZZZzzZZZZZ I am sleeping.
Maxim: Phew he is sleeping.
Lizard Man: ZZZzzZZZZZ I am sleeping.
Maxim: Phew he is sleeping.

Iris: Enough now! I can see in the future.
Maxim: Then tell me what happens to me!
Iris: You rise and you will marry somebody called Selan, you will defeat the Sinistrals and then die after the battle.
Maxim: oh that’s not good.
Iris: What do you mean? I will send you to the future because the story is going way too slow.

*in the future*
Guy: What is this?
Artea: looks like a fortress.
Maxim: Hey I don’t want to defeat the Sinistrals!
Selan: Why, we have to save the world.
Maxim: Because you and I die after the battle!
Dekar: Who believes that???
Artea: Hey go away you ruin this ruined story!!!!
Gades: Finally you arrived.
Maxim: I don’t want to defeat you!
Gades: And I have no time for you.
*Gades goes on holiday*
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Guy: That was easy
Amon: O but I am not so easy!
Maxim: We will see that later.
*Maxim fights Amon*
Maxim: Wait! What am I doing, I die after this battle.
*Dekar falls at Amon’s head*
Amon: You little hoochees!
Daos: That’s my line!
*Daos kills Amon*
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
Daos: What is that? The telephone?
Erim: NO it is the Dual Blade.

Maxim: Hey Iris! What are you doing here?
Erim: I am Iris and I am going to save the world!!!!
*Erim goes away to save the world*
*Maxim gets the Dual Blade*
Maxim: I am not going to defeat you with this blade because I know I die after this battle!
Daos: Oh? That is nice that you don’t want to fight, because I have to go on holiday.
*Daos goes on holiday*
Arek: Hey you come back!
Selan: Who are you?
Arek: Somebody that kill you.
*Arek kills everyone in the fortress*
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THE END OF LUFIA 2

20 YEARS LATER

THE BEGIN OF LUFIA THE RUINS OF LORE
Eldin: I stole a Hunters License so I am a Hunter now!
*Eldin goes somewhere far away*
Torma: Hey you forget me!
Rami: And you forget me too.
*Eldin is by the entrance of the tower of guidance*
Eldin: Hey! There is a poster at the door!
Poster: Ragule, our leader!
*There comes a dog*
Dog: My name is Bau.
Eldin: I hate dogs.

*Eldin runs until he is at the top of the tower*
*Rubius is at the tower*
Rubius: Ah! There you are Eldin!
Eldin: What? Why do you need me?
Thunder: I am going to curse you!!!
Eldin: Oh no! I have a curse!
Rubius: Lets go to the Holy Land to uncurse you. But we need the four stones and shards for that.
Eldin: I can find that.

*Later back at the entrance*
Ragule: I have the Stones and Shards now I can rule the world if I release Goldiark the Ancient Beast. Hahahaha.
Eldin: Excuse me sir, can I have that?
Ragule: Yeah you can have them.
Eldin: Thanks!
Ragule: Wait! I meant NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dekar’s Ghost: Hello did somebody see my sword?
Dei: I have it!


*meanwhile in the holy land Ragule was chasing Eldin*

Eldin: What is this strange thing?
*Eldin touches the strange thing*
Goldiark: You revived me! Now I am going to kill you.
Ragule: As long as you don’t kill me I don’t mind what you are going to do.
Eldin: Ragule! Help me kill that stupid Goldiark or I'll hurt you!
Ragule:*changes his clothes.... Uh...Don't hurt old ladies!
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Eldin attacks Goldiark: 0,00000000000000000000000000001
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Ragule is reading a book: How do you defeat Goldiark
Eldin attacks with Fury: 0,00000000000000000000000000002

*Tia and Lexis comes*
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Eldin: What are you two doing here?
Tia: They forget me in Lufia 2.
Lexis: I am inventing a How to don't forget about Lexis and Tia robot

Goldiark: Man this is boring!
*Goldiark throws Eldin in the time portal*
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*Eldin is in the ancient time*

Eldin: WOAH this is a relaxed time era.
Gades: What are you doing here??? I am on holiday!
Daos: And so am I!!! You disturb us!!!
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*Daos kills Eldin*
THE END OF LUFIA THE RUINS OF LORE

80 YEARS LATER

THE BEGINNING OF ERIM & THE FORTRESS OF DOOM
Hero: What shall I do when the monsters return?
Lufia: EAT THEM!
Hero: OK
*Hero searches for monsters*

Aguro: What are you doing in my house?
Hero: Looking for food!!!
*Hero eats Aguro*
Aguro: Hey I taste like a fried jelly, DON’T EAT ME!!
Hero: I thought you name was Augurk.

Lufia: GRRRRRRRRR I AM ERIM!
Gades: Hey Erim is back! Lets continue to take over the world!
Daos: Erim, you go with me to the Fortress of Doom.
Lufia: Why to the fortress of doom.
Daos: Because the name of this story is LUFIA AND THE FORTRESS OF DOOM!!!!
Lufia: But I am Erim not Lufia!
Daos: SIGH! OK I shall change the title.
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*Daos and Gades go to Doom Island with Erim*
Hero: I want Lufia back! I love her!
Aguro: Lets go to Elfrea first, I heard there are elves there.
Hero: OK

*in Elfrea*
Aguro: Lets go to the house in the North!
Jerin: Don’t go there! We three have to stop the Sinistrals, they want to destroy the world!
Hero: I didn’t know that! NOW HURRY UP!

*they go to the fortress of doom *
Amon: AAAAH! I am finally revived!

*Hero enters the chamber of Daos*
Hero: I want Lufia!
Lufia: I want Floatium!
*Daos gives Floatium to Lufia*
Lufia: Look what you are doing! Now I am floating away!
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Daos: OOPS! Now we have to defeat you without Erim.

Aguro: No problem!
Gades, Amon and Daos: But first we are transforming into GUARD DAOS!!!
*Guard Daos attacks with Figual, everyone is confused*
Hero attacks Jerin: MISS
Aguro attacks himself: MISS
Jerin attacks Guard Daos: 476234762346523652

Guard Daos: O no I am too slow!
Guard Daos: And that is why I am going to transform in ……………….. KART DAOS!

Kart Daos: Ha! With my car I am so fast, nobody can get me!
Aguro: Wow he is going so fast, I can’t even see him!
Jerin: That is because he is behind you!
Aguro: What? Oh. He is behind me.

Hero: Hey you ugly Kart Daos! I bet you can’t get me!
Kart Daos: OH YEAH?!
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*Kart Daos was so fast that he couldn’t stop*
Kart Daos: O no! I am falling of the Island!
*Kart Daos died because he can’t swim*

Hero: I want LUFIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*Lufia falls down because the Floatium was destroyed*
Hero: Lufia! I found you!
Lufia: Who are you?
Hero: Uh oh, Lufia lost her memory.
Lufia: Who is Lufia?
Hero: You
Lufia: I am Lufia? Ridiculous!
*Lufia kills Hero, Aguro and Jerin*

Lufia: And now I am going to take over the world! Wahahahaha.
*Goldiark comes*
Goldiark: I am Odin!
Lufia: I am Erim shall we fuse to a better stronger being?
Goldiark: good idea.
*Erim and Goldiark transformed into Eriark*
Eriark: AAAAAAAAAGH WE HAVE TOO MUCH POWER! WE’RE GONNA EXPLODE!
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
THE END OF ERIM AND THE FORTRESS OF DOOM

100 YEARS LATER

THE BEGINNING OF LUFIA THE LEGEND RETURNS
*at the top of the tower of Gades*
Gades: Oh I am revived! What shall I do?
Bird: Poop in an old shoe!
Gades: No that is not good! I will destroy that house in Patos!

*the house is destroyed*
Wain: O no my house is destroyed! Hey Lamika! Go out my house.
Lamika: What do you mean? This is my house! Yours is over there!
Wain: Oh yeah!
Wain and Lamika: COUGH COUGH COUGH we inhaled too much smoke!
Seena: I save you

*later in Wain’s house*
Wain: What the hell?
Seena: Lets go on a journey to defeat the Sinistrals!
Wain: um ok.

*meanwhile Gades was giving a party in his tower*
*Gades invited Dei, Aima, Melphis, Ruby, Mousse, Randolph, Yurist and Milka*
Gades: Yeah I shall show you FRUE destruction.
Dei, Aima, Melphis, Ruby, Mousse, Randolph, Yurist and Milka: BOO! What a boring party!
Gades: Who cares.

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*meanwhile Wain and Seena met Isaac Shaia and Deckard*
Deckard: My ship is going to fly lalalalala!
Wain: O cool!
Seena: I ... have...to do something.... important.
Wain: OK see you later.

Isaac: The ship is ready to fly!
Wain and Deckard: YAAAAAAAAAAY!

*later in the ship*

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
Wain: What is that? The Dual Blade?
Isaac: NO it is the telephone.

Erim: I see you Wain.
Wain: where are you? I only see a giant Island above me.
Erim: Wait I shall come to you.

Deckard: Who was that?
Wain: No idea.
*Erim comes to Wain*
Wain: Hello Seena!
Erim: I am Erim not Seena!
Erim: Lets go to the party at Gades’ tower.

*at the tower of Gades*
Gades: This is boring, what shall I do?
Daos: Poop in an old shoe!
Gades: I have enough of you stupid bird, I destroy you!
*Gades kills Daos*
Daos’ ghost: GRRRRRRRR how dare you!
Gades: OOPS! I thought you were that bird!
Daos'Ghost: Do I have feathers or what?!

*Erim comes and revives Daos*
Daos: Ah this is better! Lets move the party to the tower of twilight!
Dei, Aima, Melphis, Ruby, Mousse, Randolph, Yurist and Milka: This is a much better party.
Amon: or maybe not because this is not a party!

Gades: Hey where did Erim go?
Seena: Hey Wain! I am back again!
Seena: You stupid! This is no party! They are the Sinistrals that wants to take over the world!
Wain: oh really? Then we have to beat them!

Daos: Ho Ho not so fast! We are going to transform into………………………..
Bird: Poop in an old shoe.
Daos: Wrong! GUARD DAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard Daos: HAHAHAHAHA I WILL MAKE SOUP OF YOU!!!! DIE CHILDREN OF THE SPIRITUAL FORCE!!!

Guard Daos: Uh oh! There are too many people at this tower!
Deckard: And? Is that a problem?
Guard Daos: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT IS! WE ARE TOO HEAVY!!!
*the tower collapsed and everybody died except Wain, Seena and Dei*

Seena: We did it. We defeated the Sinistrals!
Wain: No we forgot ERIM!
Dei: Where is she?
Seena: here
Wain: Where?
Seena: You stupid! I AM ERIM!
Wain: I don’t believe that!

*Seena takes the form of Erim*
Seena: Do you believe me now?!
Wain and Dei: No
Seena: Then you have to feel my real power HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Seena attacks: Wain 463, Dei INSTANT DEATH

Wain: You killed my friend! I shall finish you!
Wain attacks Seena with OctoStrike :
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Seena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am almost dead!
Wain attacks: 1

*Seena is almost dead*
*Daos’ ghost appears*

Daos’ ghost: AHA! Now I know where you are Erim!

Daos’ghost: GRRR How dare you to betray me??
Wain: What do you mean? She betrayed me!
Daos’ ghost: NO ME!
Wain: NO ME!
Daos’ ghost: NO ME!
Wain: NO ME!
Daos’ ghost: NO ME!
Wain: NO ME!
Daos’ ghost: NO ME!
Wain: NO ME!
Daos’ ghost: NO ME!
Wain: NO ME!

Zalbak: SHUT UP!
Zalbak: I will absorb Daos and Erim, and after that I shall fill the world with flames!!!
Daos’ghost: Zalbak??? Since when can you talk?
Zalbak: since NOW!

*Zalbak absorbs Daos and Erim*
*Zalbak goes to Doom Island*
Wain: I better should go too.

*Wain goes to Deckard's ship*
Wain: .............................................................. (silence) ...................WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT COMPANY! I AM LOOOOOOOONELY!
Eggdragon: You want some company!? HERE is some company! *throws Chelsee, Bareia and Panapas on the ship*
Wain: Huh, the Eggdragon? Where did you came from!?
Eggdragon: Who cares! Byebye!*flies away*
Bareia: I want blood!
Wain: Drink Zalbak's blood!
Panapas: I am the wiseguy! And I play music too!*gets his flute*
Wain: Ho stop! we don't have time for this nonsense!*starts the ship and flies to Doom Island*


*later in the fortress of doom*
Wain: It is so dark! Can somebody use the Light spell?
…………………………………………………………………
Zalbak: Yes I will!

*Doom Island is on fire*
Wain: I didn’t mean such a light

Chelsee: Hey! You haven't heard my new song yet! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAALALALA I AM YOOOOUR BIIIIIIIIG STAAAAAAAAAR AND WE AAAAAAAARE.........
Panapas: ..... GOING TO ZALBAK WITH A CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Bareia: .......I WANT BLOOOOOOOD!
Zalbak: AAAAAARGH!

*the Eggdragon comes back*
Eggdragon: Hello again! I just revived all your buddies! Including Dei! And I will join the battle!
Wain: Whaaaaaaaaaat? That is ..... 15 PEOPLE IN TOTAL! Why are there so much characters in this story?

Masahide Miyata: Hey! This didn't happen in the script! WHO CHANGED THE SCRIPT!?

Wain: Uh people...did you know the Fortress is still on fire?

Deckard: AAGH! I MUST SAVE MY SHIP!*goes away*
Randolph: Melphis! You must marry somebody before you die!*goes away*
Melphis: If you say so!*goes away*
Dei: I still have to steal all Fugo's money!*goes away*
Mousse: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!(translation: I HAVE TO SAVE THE FOREST!)*goes away*
Milka: Um... I must save Artia!*goes away*
Arty (through the telephone): My name is Artea! Not Artia!
Isaac: I'll die when I am old! And that's not now!*goes away*
Ruby: Huh... even going on a date with Tak is better than staying here!*goes away*
Yurist: The wind tells me where to go... And the wind is blowing to the exit of the fortress!*goes away*
Aima: I still have to throw the whole Garland gang in the jail!*goes away*
Bareia: I'm going to drink some blood!*goes away*
Panapas: I am going to play on my musicinstruments! But not here!*goes away*
Chelsee: I'll be famous! I am going to the studio!*goes away*
Eggdragon: I need to hatch some Dragoneggs!*goes away*
Masahide Miyata: I am going to write a script for a new Estpolis game!*goes away*
Wain: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Now I am alone again! WAAAAAAAAAAAH! And the fortress is still on fire!

*meanwhile in Arek’s fortress*
Arek: I wonder if that Sinistrals already have take over the world.
Arek: I will go to the Sinistrals now!!!!

*back in the fortress of doom*
Wain: Please stop that fire!
*Wain uses his mirror spell*
*Zalbak attacks with fire but it reflects to himself*

Zalbak: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Seena: You defeated Zalbak and I will die soon.
Wain: NOOOOOO YOU CANâ€
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Postby Tia » Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:03 pm

lol some dialogues were pretty funny XD

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Postby Naminé » Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:55 pm

lol. That's pretty funny. Could I post this on my website? I'd give you credit for it.

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Postby SinReVi » Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:50 am

I added something in the Lufia Ruins of Lore story.
lol. That's pretty funny. Could I post this on my website? I'd give you credit for it.

you can
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Postby Ryu Juini » Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:15 am

I....I am so shocked.....I shall tribute your work!
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Postby Guard Daos » Wed Jun 23, 2004 3:31 pm

That was sooooo hilarious :lol:
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Postby bad_guy » Tue Jun 29, 2004 5:13 pm

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby lufiamanaelf » Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:15 pm

Yea, that's good, you gotta get some screenshots to go with it though, that would be funnier.

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Postby SinReVi » Thu Aug 12, 2004 9:32 pm

lufiamanaelf wrote:Yea, that's good, you gotta get some screenshots to go with it though, that would be funnier.
Maybe I'll do that
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Postby Guard Daos » Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:10 pm

perhaps I could make a few for ya if you want me to...
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Postby Cyrus_Soulfire » Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:11 am

I thought it was funny :)
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Postby lufiamanaelf » Tue Aug 17, 2004 12:28 pm

SinReVi wrote:
lufiamanaelf wrote:
Maybe I'll do that


Yeeeeeeeeaaaaayyyyyyy!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

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Postby SinReVi » Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:42 am

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Amon: You little hoochees!

And for the *Gades goes on holiday* part I have three pictures, tell me wich is the best.

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a quick one of the lizardman
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Arek at Doom Island

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Gades and Daos in the holy land

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another one

perhaps I could make a few for ya if you want me to...

Maybe you could make some of Lufia 1.
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Postby bad_guy » Wed Aug 18, 2004 6:32 pm

don't make this topic a spamtopic guest!
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Postby lufiamanaelf » Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:12 pm

Yea, I agree. And great screenshots!


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