The night Santa went crazy

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Do you know this song?

Yessa!
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Uhh, Maybe.
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No, but it sound Evil! >:-)
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Not even a Word
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Total votes: 9

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The night Santa went crazy

Postby Camu » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:30 pm

Down in the workshop,
All the elves were making toys,
For the good Gentile girls,
And the good Gentile boys.

When the boss busted in,
Nearly scared them half to death,
Had a rifle in his hands,
and Cheap whiskey on his breath.

From his beard to his boots,
He was covered in Ammo,
Like a big, fat, drunk,
Disgruntled Yuletide Brambo

And he smiled and he said,
with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all,
NOW YOUR ALL GONNA DIE!!"

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Well the workshop is gone now,
He decided to bomb it,
Everywhere you'll find pieces,
of Cupid and Comet

And he tied up his helpers,
And he help the Elves Hostage,
And he ground up Poor Rudolph
into Reindeer Sausage!

He got Dancer and Prancer,
With an old German Luger,
And he slashed up Dasher,
Just like Freddy Kruger

And he picked up a Flame Thrower,
and he Barbequed Blitzen,
And he took a big bite,
and said "It tastes like like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy,
The night Kris Kringle went nuts,
now you can hardly walk around the North pole,
Without stepping in Reindeer Guts,

There's the National guard and the F.B.I
The van from the Eye Witness news,
And Helicopters circling around in the Sky,
The bullets are Flying, the Body Counts Rising,
And everyone's Dying to know, oh Santa, why?
My, My, my, my, my, my,
You used to be such a Jolly guy...

Yes, Virginia,
now Santa's doing time,
In a Federal Prison,
For his Infamous crime,

hey, little friend, Now,
Don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good Behaviour
In 700 more years!

But now Vicors and Therapy,
and Dons are still Nervous,
And the elves all got jobs,
working for the Postal Service,

And they say Mrs. Clause,
She's on the Phone every night,
With a lawyer,
Negotiating the Movie rights!

The night Santa went Crazy,
The night St. Nicholas flipped,
Broke his back, for some Milk & Cookies,
Sounds to me, like he was tired of gettin' Chipped

The night Santa went crazy,
The night St.Nick went insane,
realized he'd been gettin' the Raw deal,
Somethin' must've finally snapped in his brain

Ohh
Somethin' must've finally snapped in his brain

Tell ya,
Somethin' must've finally snapped in his brain :twisted:
Once a jolly swag-man camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a Coolabah Tree
And he sang as he watched and he waited until his billy boiled
Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?

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Postby KeiKusanagi » Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:54 pm

Weird Al is pretty funny >_>
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Postby Guard Daos » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:43 pm

IT SOUNDS EEEEEVIL!!!
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Postby El Zoido » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:50 pm

Sounds like a good song for me...
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Postby Guard Daos » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:15 pm

Well, the bottom two options apply for me.
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Postby dende » Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:53 pm

weird al rocks i think someone should do the one about larry i would.... but i dont know the words
-dende-


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