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Postby SinReVi » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:50 pm

Arek: Gades, Amon, Erim and Daos, you go transform into Guard Daos, then I will join the battle later!
Gades, Amon, Erim and Daos: Okay!

*They transformed into Guard Daos*
Kart Daos: HEY! Why am I Kart Daos?! I didn't ask for this! *they changed back*
Daos: Let's try again!
*They transformed into Guard Daos*
Fart Daos: Pfft what pfft now? Why pfft is every-pfft-thing going pfft wrong pfft?*They changed back... again*
Daos: This time it goes good!
*they transformed into Guard Daos*
Barny Daos: Huh who put the television in the fusion? GRRR! *and they changed back again*
Daos: GRRRR!!! AMOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
*and they transformed into Guard Daos*
Bart Daos: Welly well done for this new fusion! *they changed back*

Arek: STOP IT! What's going on here?!
Zalbak:*walks in* GWAAAAAAAAAA!(translation: VOOOOOOICE WHERE ARE YOU?)
The Dual Blade: Gloop! KKRKKKGGG Hey! I got a voice! A real voice! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! But How do I talk without mouth?
Daos: You have no mouth so you can not talk!
The Dual Blade: MMMBBBRBRBM!
Daos: That's better! And now...
*they transformed into Guard Daos*

Guard Daos: Finally!
Arek: GOOD! I begin with the Spiritual Force of ....................................................
Cion: I 'm still wondering who or what "...................................................." is!
Arek: Thus I said, Spiritual Force of ....................................................ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GADES' BIRD COSTUME! I AM ALLERGIC TO FEATHERS! ACHOOOOOOOOOOO!
Guard Daos: WHAAAAAAAAT?!
Arek: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *The whole Fortress of Doom exploded*

Zalbak: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *puts the whole destroyed Fortress of Doom on fire*
Arek: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cion: AAAAAAAGH! *falls of Doom Island*
Albert: Oh no! And that only because Arek is allergic to feathers!
Arek: AAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yu: Um... I have nothing to say, except...... ALEHOOP!
Arek: Huh?! ALEHOOP?! What's that?! AAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOO!!!
Guard Daos: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! You're blowing me off the island!
*Guard Daos falls on an island in the sea*
Guard Daos: HELP! I CAN'T SWIM!
Cion: I can't swim either! Hey wait a minute! We landed on an island!

Sign on Island: For sale: 978347659532985039758958764 Monkeys! Price: 10298938247567456234 GP per monkey! Buy one, pay 10!
Cion: Oooooooooooooh monkeys!
Guard Daos: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaah monkeys!
Monkeys: Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegh Guard Daos!
Guard Daos: Ooooooooooh the monkeys can talk! I'll buy them all!
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Postby SinReVi » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:45 pm

Lufia Beginning of a Legend

Arek: Okay, I want that you guys go to the Ancient Cave and bring all Iris Treasures to me!
Daos: Yes sir!
Amon: Euhm...

* the Four Sinistrals stole Arek's computer and went to www.ancientcave.com *
Gades: I see everything except Iris Treasures!
Amon: I didn't know they already invented computers!
Arek: HEY! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! GO TO THE ANCIENT CAVE IN GRUBERIK!

To be continued....
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Lufia Ruin Chasers

*Later, back on Doom Island, which is still on fire*
Monkeys: ...
Guard Daos: Come on monkeys!! Kill them!
Monkeys: Uhhhh how?
Guard Daos: Huh, such smart monkeys and you don't know how to attack? Do you even know how much 1+1 is?
Monkeys: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh.....
Arek: Uuuuuuuuuuh....
Cion, Lily and Michelle: Uuuuuuuuuuuh...
Yu: I know the answer! it is 11 ofcourse!
Albert: You're wrong! The one and only right answer is 2!

Everyone: Ooooooh!!!!! How do you know that? You're so smart!
Albert: That is because...... I AM ALBERT EINSTEIN!
Guard Daos: Yaaaaaaaay we met Einstein!
Cion: Hey wait a minute! Einstein is NOT an elf!
Albert "Einstein": Uhhm did I say "Einstein"? I mean Frankenstein!
Cion: Where is your monster?
"Frankenstein": Uuuuhh.....
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Postby SinReVi » Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:13 pm

I'm continueing this story, I'm first going to finish Lufia RC and then I'm gonna post it. And I'm going to change something in the story about the Oracles Cardinal because they should be much importanter. (and they shouldn't be ghosts according to http://web.archive.org/web/199904280845 ... a3soon.htm )

(offtopic: Wouldn't it be cool to see Lufia RC on the NDS? Maybe I'll mess around with backgrounds and make some sprites and then make a screenshot of it.)
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Postby SinReVi » Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:00 pm

(beginnning of a legend)

*later in Arek's fortress*
Gades: The Ancient Cave collapsed!
Arek: Oh. Hm.... I'll give you spelling lessons with the remaining time!

*Arek opens a school*
Arek: Lesson one, how to spell "true"!
Gades:... I am ready!
Arek: First the "T".
Gades: Ok!
Arek: Then the "R".
Gades: Right.
Arek: And now the "U".
Gades: Got it.
Arek: And the last one is "E"!
Gades: Alright!
Arek: And now you know how to spell... ACHOOOO! Oh no! I got a cold!
Gades: Aachoooo?
Arek: No I mean... Ah--Aaaah-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH-FRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gades: Wait, I think I was deaf my whole life! I always thought it was "TRUE"! But it is "FRUE"!*notes*
*ten million words later*
Arek: That AAAACHOOOO was AAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOO- aaaaaaaaaaaaall!
Gades: Oh boy! I am the frue master speller now!
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Postby SinReVi » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:48 am

(beginning of a legend)
*By Maxim*
Little Maxim: H-h-hey! My pizzeria! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!*cries*
Little Tia: Hey! You always tell me that you shouldn't cry so easily!
Little Maxim: Oh yeah!

*Let's take a look in other locations, the places where the other future heroes live...*

-Tanbel
Little Guy: Hey a monster! Do you want to go on a date with me?
Little Jessy: WHAAAAAAT?! How dare you to call me a monster?!
Little Guy: Huh? Oh I didn't recognize you!
Little Jessy: GRRRR!
Little Hilda: EEEEEEEEK! Brother! Save me of this monster!!
Little Guy: But I only have a wooden stick! Oh well... I'll save you anyway!
*Guy runs away*
*Jessy follows him*

Real Monster: Bwuahahaha! This girl is going to be my meal!
Little Guy: Not when I'm here to save her!
Real Monster: So you say!
Little Guy: *attacks but nothing happens*
Real Monster: Hahah!
*Jessy arrives*
Real Monster: *sees Jessy's face* EEEEEEEEEK!*dies*

-Parcelyte
King: HEEEEEEEEEELP MONSTERS!
Little Selan: *defeats all monsters*
Man: Hey! That little girl is strong!
Soldier: She'll be the new commander when she gets older!
Little Selan: Sounds good!
Soldier: At least our army is not as worthless as Alunze's! HAHA!

-Bound Kingdom
Little Dekar: Hey, what's this? A castle?
Soldier: Yes of course this is a castle! Are you blind!?
Little Dekar: No!
Soldier: And would you please leave? You're standing in front of the throne room now!
Little Dekar: What is a throne room?
Soldier: A throne room is... EXCUSE ME! I just saw some monsters! *runs away*
Little Prince Alex: *opens the door of the throne room*
Little Dekar: *falls off the castle* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little Prince Alex: Where are the monsters????!!!!
Little Dekar: OUCH! What is going on here? Did I just learned how to fly?
Little Prince Alex: I don't see any monsters! *sees Dekar* But I do see an intruder!

-Treadool
Little Lexis: BOOOHOHOHOHOHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Where is my cave!? I'm lost!
Sailor: Cave? Which cave?
Little Lexis: Hey! You're a sailor! I have a perfect invention! Ley me test it on your ship!
Sailor: No wait little kid I-... *Lexis runs to the sailor's ship*
Little Lexis: If I place this here then...
(silence)
Little Lexis: Then...
(silence)
Little Lexis: Something is wrong here! Oh wait! I still have to press the button! *presses the button*
*BOOOOOOM*
Little Lexis: Uh oh... That was not my invention.... I think I placed a bomb on your ship!
*ship sinks*
Sailor: GRRRR! If I ever see you again...!!

-Eserikto
Not so little Artea: Elves age so slow!
Milka: Artea...? I want icecream!
Artea: Go to the shop!
Milka: But I have no money!
Artea: Uh.... I gave all my money to Karyn! Yeah... I gave all my money to Karyn!
Milka: Mommy? Can I have some money for icecream?
Karyn: But Milka! I gave all my money to Artea!
Milka: Arteeeeaaaaaa???? Can I have some money for icecream?
Artea: I told you that I gave all my money to Karyn!
Milka: Mommyyyyy? Can I have some money for icecream?
Karyn: Are you deaf? I told you that I gave all my money to Artea!
Milka: ARTEAAAAAAAAA? CAN I HA-
Artea: No ask Karyn!
Milka: Mo-
Karyn: Go to Artea!
*a few hours later*
Man who sells icecream: SHUT UP! YOU CAN HAVE FREE ICECREAM!

Arek: *looks at the world* What a hoochees! The Earth needs a leader! Or leaders!
Gades: Oooooh!
Erim: Give me an A. Give me an R. Give me an E. Give me a...-
Arek: SILENCE! I said leaders not cheerleaders! Maybe you are not the right people to rule this world... Who should rule the world?

*several years later*

THE BEGINNING OF LUFIA 2
(the end)

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(Lufia RC)

"Frankenstein": Uuuuhh..... It's there! *points at Arek*

Arek: Whaaaaaaat? I am not a monster!

Dual Blade: I HAVE A VOOOO-OOOOOOICE! I HAVE A VOOOO-OOOOOOICE!
Arek !!! HEY !!!! I know some ancient powers sealed away! They're in a stone not far away! COME! *goes away with the four Sinistrals and Zalbak*
Zalbak: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (translation: BOOHOOOHOO!)

Cion: How weird... First they want to fight an now they just go away!
Albert: Let's follow them!
*they follow Arek&Co.*

*later*
Arek: HAHAHAHA! Why didn't I thought of this earlier?! I am going to release the power!
*Arek releases the power*
Dual Blade: And the power is for meeeeeeeeeeee!*absorbs the power*
Arek: THAT-IS-UN-FAIR! Looooooooooooooooooooooong ago when humans didn't...-
Cion: I have no time for your talk!

*a light flashed*
*Dual Blade changed in a human-like body*

Dual Blade: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Uh.. I mean... I was once a god, but I sealed away my power. And I made a sword of myself!!!! That's why nobody knows who made me! HAHAHHAHA! And now I am back in my original form!

Arek: What the..?! Why didn't I know about that?
Dual Blade: Because you was born 1001 years later! I came to you because I liked your hair!!!
Arek: ...
Daos: ...
Dual Blade: Anyway, I am not a sword anymore, so call me Dual!

Cion: SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
Dual: Hmph!
Cion: SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Dual: What the hell? How dares he to sleep when I, The Great Dual, am talking?!

*Maxim, Selan, Guy, Tia, Lexis, Dekar, Hero, Aguro, Jerin, Wain, Dei, Aima, Randolph, Melphis, Mousse, Deckard, Isaac, Yurist and Ruby's ghosts appear*
Maxim: You know what? We're NOT the Oracles Cardinal!
Cion: *wakes up* Who are the real Oracles Cardinal then?
Maxim: *points at a group of mysterious people* They are!

Cion: Uh... hello?
person#1: Ah hah hahaha! My name is Siyard, and we have been following you the whole time!
person#2: We saved the people from the Fire Storm, at least that is what the people think... And my name is ... Name...!
Human#3: Artunna is the name... We want Naki, NOW!
Human#4: My name is Dania, where is Naki?
Person#5: We are rebuilding the world... I am Yastah.
Cion: Naki is in the Guard Daos transformation.. if you want to know.
Oracles Cardinal: OH NO! WE CAN'T FIGHT!
Cion: But we CAN fight!
Oracles Cardinal: Hooray!

Arek: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHHAGAGAHGAHAHAHAHGAHAGHAGHAGAHGAHAGAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! With Dual we are even stronger!
Dual: Ho ho! I didn't say on whose side I am!

*Dual teleported everyone (including The Oracles Cardinal, Master and the monkeys Guard Daos bought) back to Doom Island*

Arek: But hey! Doom Island is destroyed because I sneezed, remember?!
Guard Daos: Oh, but I know how to rebuild it in no time!
Guard Daos: AMON JUNIOOOOOOOOOR! COME BACK TO YOUR MAAAAAAAASTER!
Idura Junior: *warps in* I thought you fired me?!
Amon: That was a joke! REBUILD DOOM ISLAND NOW!
Idura Junior: Ok

(long silence)

Guard Daos: Are you going to do something or not?!
Idura Junior: You never told me when I should rebuild Doom Island! But fine! Doom Island will be restored in no time!
Idura Junior: *gets his phone* *calls 234734586587452198231-109982343-3295478429575645641213423216275-574656476436353623762723832764-002030948475*
.... .... .... .... ....

*somewhere in the wide blue ocean*
Phone: TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Big Squido: Hooray! I have something to do! *takes the phone*

*on the phone*
Idura Junior: Hellooooooo! I have some work for you!!!! Come to Doom Island!
Big Squido: ALRIGHT!

*0 seconds later*
Big Squido: Here I am!
Idura Junior: All you have to do is rebuild this island, including Daos' Shrine!
Big Squido: OK!

*0,34732463758645 seconds later*
Big Squido: DONE!
Idura Junior: That was quick! Ok, you can go now!
Big Squido: No! First you have to pay me for what I have done! *gives Idura Junior the bill*


"Phone me - 467 GP
Coming to you - 5895487547845 GP
Talk with you - 6555555552829 GP
Giving me work - 4300293 GP
Rebuilding Doom Island including Daos' Shrine - 1 GP
Giving you this bill - 677483748783 GP
TOTAL - ALL MONEY IN THE WORLD INCLUDING CASINO COINS!"



Idura Junior: WHAAAAAAT?! But that's ridiculous!
Big Squido: Sorry, but rules are rules!
Idura Junior: *pays everything*

*all people in the world go to Doom Island*
people: Hey! That idiot Idura Junior stole our money! Waaaaaaah!
Guard Daos: Hey! There is not place enough for all this people!


Albert "Einstein"/"Frankenstein'': WHO CARES?! Can we continue fighting now?
Guard Daos: Okay! But are we going to with the 978347659532985039758958764 Monkeys we bought?
Albert: Let's throw them at Dual and Arek's head! They talk too much!
Guard Daos: Ok!
*all 978347659532985039758958764 Monkeys land on Dual and Arek's head*

Dual: EEEK! That tickles!
Arek: YES IT DOES! WHAHAHAHA! *Arek laughed so loud that the whole world exploded*

*AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER*



































Yu: Uh... How can we all live if the earth is GONE?!?!?!
Arek: The Earth is gone, but Doom Island is not! And as you may know, there is OXYGEN in Daos' Shrine! MUWHAHAHAHA WE WILL SURVIVE!
all people in the world who were still on Doom Island: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Our enemies saved our lives!!!!!!!! But is there enough food in this shrine?

Big Squido: Hooray! I have all money that exists! But there are no shops here!
*Guard Daos changed back into Gades, Amon, Erim and Daos*
*Erim splits in Iris, Cecil and Naki*
Name: Aha! We found Naki! But...
Siyard: But we don't need you because we don't have to save the earth because it is already destryoed!
Artunna: Did you take spelling lessons of Arek when he had a cold?!
Dania: So many people...
Yastah: TOO MUCH!

Daos: Hey wait a minute... This is still MY island!
all people: Yes, and what does that mean?
Daos: THAT I'LL THROW YOU OUT THIS SHRINE!
Arek: But then there is nothing to rule!
Gades: That is frue.
Daos: Fine then... I'll let them stay here.
Master: Look at my hat!

Egg Dragon: Hello!
Dual: Hey! The old fat dragon is here too!
Egg Dragon: Old, that's right. But FAT?! How dare you! *wishes that all dead people come alive and get transported to Daos' Shrine*

*all dead people are in Daos' Shrine now*
Daos: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! There is not enough space!
Aguro: Hey, isn't this the fortress of the Sinistrals?
Amon: There are so many people, that there is not even enough space for the Floatium!

Gades: Who cares about floating, we're in SPACE now!

*Floatium explodes*

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Dual: Uh oh... I think we have a problem because...-

*Doom Island couldn't handle the explosion*

*Doom Island is destryoed once again!!!*

*AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN AFTERLIFE*

Dual: What do you mean, HAPPILY?





























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Postby SinistralX » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:06 pm

Dude, hillarious. One question, where exactly would Gades be planing his vacation.....is Forfeit Island exotic enough?

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Postby SinReVi » Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:54 pm

Gades and Daos went to Eristol!
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Postby SinistralX » Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:02 pm

And Amon and Erim are left all alone....Poor them....I bet they'd feel soooooo left out.
.....and I have the power to confront that swell?

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Postby SinReVi » Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:00 pm

No they're not alone. Amon is dead because he was killed by Daos. Erim left the Fortress of Doom before Daos left.
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Postby Guard Daos » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:25 pm

Now that you've got your sequel, I reckon the new people HAVE to read this. ;)
Your English certainly has improved since, though. :P
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Postby SinReVi » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:58 pm

*kicks 13-14 year old Sinrevi for bad english*
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